One thing that always makes me feel like a circus is taking my sweet crew into any retail establishment.
The trip in costco wasn't much of a circus this time. It started once we were through the checkout lines. We decided to eat there despite the unhealthy choices. I was tired and sick and it was cheap. GREAT! So we bought a pizza, they forgot to cook it. As we waited, and waited, and waited the kiddos got hungry. We pulled out the bag of extremely nutritious veggie straws that the little performers had asked us for. We broke it open and they feasted. Even the baby was shoving them in by the handfuls. So as the wait continues I decide to load the car. My hot hubby wants to take the pizza home. He stays with the boys I take Little Acrobat to the car and load the trunk. As I am loading the car the opened bag dumps over and spills some veggie straws onto the pavement. I keep stepping on them, hearing them crunch under my feet. I am just curious if any one has noticed what is happening. As I go to put the cart away I see some that haven't fallen out yet. I'll get them in a minute I think. Nope, the cart shakes them through the cracks one by one until I have left a trail from our car to the cart rack. Humiliating. Only Daniel's old boss is standing at his car near the cart rack. I don't think he has noticed us, the crunching noises, or the multicolored trail. So Hot Hubby now emerges from store with boys. Balancing a very large stack of plates all wrapped up and piled high. Apparently they were out of pizza boxes. Seriously! Then Monkey in the Middle drops the drink he is supposed to carry for his daddy in front of the store. Ughhhhh.
That's not all. Once we get home The Ringmaster is carrying the bag of veggie straws in by one side and it rips down the middle covering our deck. ;) Apparently we are not meant to buy bulk veggie straws. The boys go pick them up outside, but never finish the job. We promptly forget about it and tuck them in bed. This morning we remembered the straws. Not one is sight! Greasy little paw prints everywhere. Well I kinda think there is a raccoon or two out there with a little indigestion today.